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Catch 22 on Cloud 9
12.23.2007

Whenever we go to Applebee's, or Chili's, or Bennigan's, or some similar restaurant Macaroni Grill, and our waiter is a gangly white guy streetwise latino mook, will he always end up being a total spaz who expects us to be his private audience while he pummels us with his "personality" and renders it nearly impossible to pursue a meaningful conversation amongst ourselves? That really seems to be our fate.

I get tired of going out and being expected to happily play right along so that the hyper-sensitive staff isn't uncomfortable serving a godless introvert like me who doesn't act like their newest, bestest buddy =D


posted at 3:35 PM by Kevin

Helpful holiday tip: If you receive a handful of protein bars as part of a Secret Santa gift basket, check to make sure they didn't expire 22 months ago before you start trying to eat one of them.


posted at 4:00 AM by Kevin