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3.30.2007
Broken or mistranslated English is one of life's true delights. Back when I was working customer service, I got an email from someone who purchased a laptop on our Ebay auctions. The message said "LET ME KNOW WHEN IS BRING NEAR MY BUY", which I could only assume meant "When will I receive the item I just bought?" I took the liberty of responding with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE. UNITED PARCEL SERVICE TRACKING 1ZWXXXXXXXXX IS FOR YOUR PLEASURE. DELIVERY COORDINATE OF THE JUNE 8. TELL US ALWAYS WHAT TO DO TO YOU. EXCELSIOR!"
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