Human beings are defective. Also, this is not a toy.
Links

me
my band
current mood
email me
Dune
Crispin Glover
Alien Resistance HQ
word of the day
lies
truth

Stuff I Read

The Creative Guru
memoirs of a squirrel chaser
#!/usr/bin/girl
ps -aux
StefiSpice
Musings
Read My Mind

Archives

2006
2005
2004


home


design by maystar
altered by the sands
powered by blogger
Catch 22 on Cloud 9
2.02.2007

You know how you feel when you're out running errands on Friday night, and you're in the hardware store, and this ghetto-looking guy stops you and mutters something about a "scandal" as he shows you a porn video playing on his laptop, and you politely say "Whoa" and promptly continue your shopping, and then on the way home, you recall the one item you forgot to buy, but you spot a Family Dollar and you stop and they have exactly what you need? That's how I felt a couple of hours ago.

Now I'm just thirsty.


posted at 10:05 PM by Kevin

Magazine editor explores UFOs in Washington D.C.

Obviously, this guy never saw Independence Day, 'cuz if ETs were going to Washington, it would be to blow us up.


posted at 1:48 PM by Kevin