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Catch 22 on Cloud 9
12.07.2006

"In accordance with the invention, there is provided rotatable apparatus capable of subjecting the mother and the fetus to a centrifugal force directed to assist and supplement the efforts of the mother so that such centrifugal force and her efforts act in concert to overcome the action of resisting forces and facilitate the delivery of the child."

For those of you who just had babies, I apologize for not getting this to you sooner. Maybe you can build it for next time.


posted at 9:10 PM by Kevin

"The universe made the 'quantum leap' to another universe in which six of the 10 dimensions collapsed and curled up into a tiny ball, allowing the remaining four dimensional universe to explode outward at an enormous rate."

Why the hell am I just now finding out about this?!


posted at 12:34 AM by Kevin