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10.22.2006
I've always loved football, and I think I wanna finally become a coach. Ever since the earliest days, teams have been encrypting their plays with complex labels which indicate where the ball is going and to whom, in addition to conveying the formation and blocking assignments for each player. The only thing cooler than hearing a sideline coach communicating via strings of military-style code words is hearing the quarterback call them out at the line of scrimmage for all to hear (but only his teammates to understand). I want to design innovative strategies and give them names like: Forty-four Frampton Larva Romp Hors d'oeuvre Jettison Sleeze Pitch Left Schmuck 28 Alfredo Bleach Puppet I dream of the day I can enable the next Peyton Manning to look out over the defense, and, seeing an exploitable weakness, expertly audible "Prostate Green! Frock! Hades Frock! Leprosy!" and then throw to a wide-open halfback for an easy 14 yards.
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