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Catch 22 on Cloud 9
2.14.2005

A UFO was sighted over Washington DC one night last week.

The object appears to have trespassed the no-fly zone over this vicinity:



posted at 7:54 PM by Kevin

Several years ago we were at my cousin's in Oklahoma on Valentine's Day weekend. Someone had the radio on, and the DJs were inviting people to call in and describe their elaborate plans for the holiday. So some guy called and said "Well, I need ta bleed the brake line on m'truck, so she's gonna sit in the cab and pump the brakes, while I go get her some o' that see-through Pepsi."

If that didn't win her heart, nothing will.


posted at 6:09 AM by Kevin